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Monday, 1 July 2013

Funny Adult Hindi SMS and Shayari

लेखक : N/A

H-hawas mita do
O-or chuso
N-nanga karke
E-ek hi jhatke mein
Y-yeh gaya
M-mar dala
O-or dalo
O-or tez
N-ni..k..a.. l…g..a. y..a

lund pe aitbaar kisko hai…
Mil jaaye chodney ko to inkar kis ko hai…
Kuch mushkilen hai chut paane me dost
Warna muth marne se pyaar kisko hai…

PAPA : vo kon si cheez hai jis k charoo taraf baal hotay hain
SON : papa may bataoo
PAPA :nahi tum chup rahoo
SON : may batata hoo ….. AANKH
PAPA : ohh haan
SON : to kya aap lun samajh rahay thay

Quote of the millenium:- “Prostitution is the only industry where fresh
employees are paid more than the experienced ones”.

Sometimes There Are No Words to Describe
How We Feel About some people in this Life.
BUT
Thank God We Have a Middle Finger.

:kal raat 3 chor aaye aur mera rape karke chale
gaye.Sardar: tumne unhe roka nahi?Sardarni: bahot roka par bole
ab aur taakatnahi hai, kal aayenge

Ik Larki thi dewaani si…
Ik Larkay pe wo mar…
Kuch lena tha usay…
Lakin pregnancy se wo darti thi..
Jab bi milti thi muijhey….
Ye hi pocha karti thi…..
Ye “CONDOM” kAHAN SE MILTA HAI
Ye “CONDOM” kAHAN SE MILTA HAI

Santa and Jeeto were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 10th wedding anniversary.
Jeeto said, “We will go to all the same places that we did on our first honeymoon.”
“As you wish,” said Santa.
“Will we do all the things that we did on our first honeymoon?” asked Jeeto.
“Ok,” said Santa.
“And will we make love like we did on our first honeymoon?” asked Jeeto.
“That’s right,” said Santa, “except this time I get to sit on the side of the bed and cry, ‘It’s too big, it’s too big!’“

Sadhu fati dhoti pehan ker ghar se nikalta hai aur mandir mein
puja ke liye jhukta hai. Ek aurat sadhu ki gand ko gullak samajh kar
us mein ek sikka daal deti hai. Sadhu seedha ho ke bolta hai:
“Ab ghanti bhi bhaja do“

Ladka ladki ke baap se : Main aapki ladki ka haath mangta hoon.
Ladki ka baap : Kuyn. Ladka : Kyon ki ab mera hath thak gaya hai.

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Best Adult Hindi SMS

लेखक : N/A

Husband Wife Sex Kar rahe The.
Kisi Ne Bell Bajayi. Aadmi Ne 5 Mints Baad Darwaza Khola.
Dost bola- Der Kyo Laga Di ?
Aadmi- Hum Log Chatni Koot Rahe The...
Shararati Dost- "Bhabhi Hume Bhi Chatni Chataao"
Hoshiyar Bhabhi- "Maine To Bartan Dho Liya Hai,Kutne waale Dande Par Lagi Hogi, Chat Lo.?

Pati patni train me upar ki bench pe...
Pati: jab me bolu coca cola, tub tu kapde utar dena. ?
Jab me bolu pepsi, tu apne tange khol dena. ?
Aur jab tu bolegi Thumsup to main andar dal dunga.??
Niche baitha Sardar bola:
Bhenchod Agar Limca mere upar gira to tumhari....
"MAA CHOD DUNGA".

Height of Double Meaning:
Ek baar Teacher k Blouse k do Button khule dekhkar Do ladke hasne lage.
Teacher boli:
Hasna bandh karte ho, Ya nikalu bahar Dono ko.?

Wife: (shouting) Stop watching porn,
I can
hear it in the kitchen
Husband:
I'm not, it's Sharapova vs Serena...
I'm watching tennis !

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