Best Adult Hindi SMS

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Kisi Ne Bell Bajayi. Aadmi Ne 5 Mints Baad Darwaza Khola.
Dost bola- Der Kyo Laga Di ?
Aadmi- Hum Log Chatni Koot Rahe The...
Shararati Dost- "Bhabhi Hume Bhi Chatni Chataao"
Hoshiyar Bhabhi- "Maine To Bartan Dho Liya Hai,Kutne waale Dande Par Lagi Hogi, Chat Lo.?

Pati patni train me upar ki bench pe...
Pati: jab me bolu coca cola, tub tu kapde utar dena. ?
Jab me bolu pepsi, tu apne tange khol dena. ?
Aur jab tu bolegi Thumsup to main andar dal dunga.??
Niche baitha Sardar bola:
Bhenchod Agar Limca mere upar gira to tumhari....
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Height of Double Meaning:
Ek baar Teacher k Blouse k do Button khule dekhkar Do ladke hasne lage.
Teacher boli:
Hasna bandh karte ho, Ya nikalu bahar Dono ko.?

Wife: (shouting) Stop watching porn,
I can
hear it in the kitchen
Husband:
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