Ola la - Super Adult SMS and Shayari

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Girl:- mei hu ladki jheel ki,
chut meri steel ki,
chod sake na hathi ghode,
tu kya chodega maa ke loude...
Boy:-naam hai mera pappan pillo,
lund ka weight chappan kilo,
jamin par maru toh kuva khod jaye...
tu to kya teri ma bhi chud jaye..

Parda Aur panty me kya fark hai?
Ans:- parda utarne se kahani khatam hoti hai. Lekin panty utarne ke bad kahani ki suruwat hoti hai.

Larki: Jaan Chotey Suraakh Mein Nahi, Bade Soraakh Mein Daalo.
Larka: Andhera Itna hai Suraakh Nazar Nahi Aa Raha hai.
Larki: Suraakh par Ungli Phero mehsoos Ho jaega?
Larka: Wah! Ungli sey to Andhere Mein Bhi Suraakh Mil Gaya.
Larki: Jaan ab Aahista Se Andar Daal do.
Larka: Poora Andar Chala Gaya.
UUf ! Kitna Mushkil Hai Andherey Mein "HEADPHONE KI PIN MOBILE MEIN LAGANA"

Lady to DOCTOR:- tThakan bahut hoti hai.
DOCTOR - Sex kitna krti ho.
Lady - daily.
DOCTOR - Sunday mat karo.
Lady- He Ram. Sunday hi to pati Ghar hote hai, unhe kaise manaa kru.

Monkey takes Lady's bra and sits on tree.
Lady shouts:- "Niche daal, pls niche daal"
Monkey laughs & says:- "Besharam, shanti rakh, shuruwat Bra se hoti hai.

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