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Class me ek teacher ke blouse me se dono boobs bahar nikal gaye thee,
Aur ushe dekhkar do ladke hash rahe the,
Teacher ne unhe dekha aur kaha hasnae band karo ya nikalu 'dono ko bahar' :D :D :)
female teacher was having a problem with a boy in her class of 3rd grade.
The boy said 'Ma'am, I should b in 4th grade,I'm smarter than my sis & she's in the 4th grade'.
The Ma'am {Teacher} had heard enough of his complains & took the boy 2 the Principal's office.
She explained everything 2 the Principal who decided 2 test the boy with some questions that a 4th grade should know.
Principal: What's 3+3?
Boy: 6
Principal: 6+6?
Boy: 12 & so on
The Principal asked the boy many ques $ the boy got them right.
The Principal then asked Ma'am to send the boy to 4th grade.
Ma'am decided to ask some more questions & the Principal agreed.
Ma'am: What does a cow have 4 of, that I've only 2 of?
Boy: Legs
Ma'am: What's in your pants that you have but I don't have?
Boy: Pockets
Ma'am: What starts wit a C & ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious & contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy: Coconut
Ma'am: What goes in hard & pink then comes out soft & sticky?
The principal's eyes open really wide,but before he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge.
Boy: Bubble Gum
Ma'am: You stick ur poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up, I get wet before you do. What am I?
Boy: Tent
The principal was looking restless
Ma'am: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me 1stn what am I?
Boy: Wedding Ring
Ma'am: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When u blow me, you feel good?
Boy: Nose
Ma'am: I've a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates,I come with a quiver
Boy:Arrow
Ma'am: What starts wit 'F' & ends with a 'K' & if u don't get it, you've to use your hand?
Boy : Fork
Ma'am: Whats it that all men have,it's longer in some men than others, the Pope doesn't use his & a man gives it to his wife after marriage?
Boy: Surname
Ma'am: What part of the man has no bone, but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpkin & is responsible for making love?
Boy: Heart
The principal breathed a sigh of relief & told the teacher:- 'Send the boy 2 University, I got the last 10 questions wrong myself!!!!!!!!!
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Class me ek teacher ke blouse me se dono boobs bahar nikal gaye thee,
Aur ushe dekhkar do ladke hash rahe the,
Teacher ne unhe dekha aur kaha hasnae band karo ya nikalu 'dono ko bahar' :D :D :)
female teacher was having a problem with a boy in her class of 3rd grade.
The boy said 'Ma'am, I should b in 4th grade,I'm smarter than my sis & she's in the 4th grade'.
The Ma'am {Teacher} had heard enough of his complains & took the boy 2 the Principal's office.
She explained everything 2 the Principal who decided 2 test the boy with some questions that a 4th grade should know.
Principal: What's 3+3?
Boy: 6
Principal: 6+6?
Boy: 12 & so on
The Principal asked the boy many ques $ the boy got them right.
The Principal then asked Ma'am to send the boy to 4th grade.
Ma'am decided to ask some more questions & the Principal agreed.
Ma'am: What does a cow have 4 of, that I've only 2 of?
Boy: Legs
Ma'am: What's in your pants that you have but I don't have?
Boy: Pockets
Ma'am: What starts wit a C & ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious & contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy: Coconut
Ma'am: What goes in hard & pink then comes out soft & sticky?
The principal's eyes open really wide,but before he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge.
Boy: Bubble Gum
Ma'am: You stick ur poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up, I get wet before you do. What am I?
Boy: Tent
The principal was looking restless
Ma'am: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me 1stn what am I?
Boy: Wedding Ring
Ma'am: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When u blow me, you feel good?
Boy: Nose
Ma'am: I've a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates,I come with a quiver
Boy:Arrow
Ma'am: What starts wit 'F' & ends with a 'K' & if u don't get it, you've to use your hand?
Boy : Fork
Ma'am: Whats it that all men have,it's longer in some men than others, the Pope doesn't use his & a man gives it to his wife after marriage?
Boy: Surname
Ma'am: What part of the man has no bone, but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpkin & is responsible for making love?
Boy: Heart
The principal breathed a sigh of relief & told the teacher:- 'Send the boy 2 University, I got the last 10 questions wrong myself!!!!!!!!!
[ Tags : Read Best Dual Meaning Adult SMS, Jokes and Story, Latest Hindi Desi Story @ AdultStory.in ]
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