All Time Hits Adult Hindi SMS

लेखक : Latthas of THE WORLD

Saas :-: Bahu par shak karte hue har baar kehti hai-:
Are bahu mere pote ki shakal mere bete se Q nahi milti hai????
Bahu :-: irritate hote hue Apani saari utarti hai 0r dono tange choudi kar ke kahti hai...
Maa ji......Ye chut hai chut ..... 14 mega pixal ka digital camera nahi....

Boy standing behind a Girl in a ful bus,
His Erect Penis tuched the
Girl,she Slaped&Said:
Kameenay khud k khare hone ki jaga nahi,
Is ko b khara kr rakha hai.

Mother apni doughter se=
Bata apne PAPA se mat kehna k hamare gar koi aya ta.
BETI=Mami wo uncle hamara kya lagta he?
MOM=Wo tmare chote bai k PAPA hein.

3 golden rules…
1. Paisa Aur Nangi Larki jahan nazar aye mat choro
2. Lohay per Hathora aur Choot per Lora ussi waqt maro jub wo garam ho
3. Kismat ki Karni Aur Choot Ki Garmi kabhi nahee ruktee

A Pravachan by Chutiya Baba  :
Majdur ko khodna aur baap ko chodna mat sikha !!

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