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Mohini aao khelenge. -
Nahi Aap humko pelenge. -
Yehi to pyar ki kasauti hai-
Nahi,Meri chut bahut chhoti
hai - Dekh Tere liye is dil me
kitna pyar bhara hai - Nahi
Mujhe pata hai Aapka Bahut
der se khada hai - Dekh Ye
tera husn aur nikhaar dega.
- Ji nahi Ye meri chut+gand
dono phad dega.. . .

Girl: Kiya tum mujhe apni famly
se zyada chaty ho? : Boy: No :
Girl: Kiya? : Boy: Jb main peda
huwa to meri Maa ne musibat
jheli. : Jb bara hone laga to
Baap ne ungli pakar kr chalna
sikhaya : Jb taklif hui to
Behan roi : Jb zarurat pari to
Bhai sath aya : Girl: achaa
Gandu : Jb lund khada hua to
kon kaam ayaaaa.! . : . : Boy:
mera dost jo abhi msg padh
rha he... : Hans mat gandu
send kar market main naya
aya hay.

hare hare baag me hare hare tote hen ! jo bhi mujhe dallal bole vo LAND pakad ke sote hen!

BRA kholo to parvat milta h,
PANTY kholo to khai milti h.
kitni bhi thakaan ho lekin
parvat par chade bina raha
nhi jata Or khai me gire bina
maza nhi ata.

Boy:Magic dekegi? Gal:Haa
Boy:Apni skirt utar,ab ghum,Ab
jhuk,ab tujhe piche ungli
mehsus hui? Gal:Haa Boy:Ye
dekh mere dono hath upar h.
Gal: Wow,kaise kiya.

Murari: Yaar achhi aur buri
ladki me kya fark hai ? Bhola :
Yaad rakho...Jo achhi hogi wo
"Khushi" degi aur Jo buri hogi
wo "Chuchi k sath Khushi" degi.

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