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लेखक : दीपक कुमार पंडित

Ek ladka kanche khelte hue gaali bak raha tha-''TERI MAA KI CHUT NISHANA GAYA CHOOK''
Ek Saadhu ne kaha beta gaali mat de warna bijli giregi aur tu bhasm ho jayega.
Ladke ne thodi der baad fir gaali di BIJLI giri aur..SAADHU bhasm ho gaya !!
Akashwani hui : ''TERI MAA KI CHUT NISHANA GAYA CHOOK!"

Saari umra hum MUTTH Maar ke ji liye..Ek choot do ab hume..Chodne do Chodne do..
Na na na Na na na na na Give me some Condoms Give me Some Tel..
Give me Another Chance I wanna Fuck her once again..
ANDON Ke Bojh ne lund ko Jhukaya..BF dekh ke pura Bachpan jala Dala !

Pappu - Papa muje ek ladki se pyar ho gaya hai.
Papa Santa - wow kon hai vo kushnasib ladki !
Pappu - Pinky , apne Padosi Guptaji ki Beti
Santa - ohh no beta , me tumhe kuch batana chahta hu but tum promise karo mummy ko nhi bataoge
Pappu - promise nhi bataunga
Santa - Actually Pinky tumhari Behen hai ! ye sun k puppu ne pinky ko bhuladiya aur fir 2 mahine baad !!
Pappu - Papa muje firse ek ladki se pyar ho gaya hai, aur vo ladki bahot hot hai
Santa - wow ye to bahot acchi baat hai kon hai vo ladki ?
Pappu - Reshma , Apne padosi Vermaji ki beti
Santa - ohh no firse , Beta Reshma bhi tumhari behan hai
Pappu pagal hone laga tha, usne tang aakar rote huve Mummy se kaha -meine 6 ladkiyo se pyar kiya lekin 6 ki 6 papa ki betiya nikali
Mummy - Aale aale mera bacha ro mat tu kisi se b pyar kar , tu unki mat sun vo tumhare papa nhi hai...
ha ha ha ha ha

Height of Possessiveness:
A boy is dying of cancer..
Friend:" Why do you keep telling people you are dying of AIDS ??
Boy:" when I die, No one will dare to touch my Girlfriend.. ;-))

Boyfrnd1:- can i touch your boobs
Girlfrnd1 :- Shut up!!!!
Boyfrnd2 :- can i touch ur heartbeats
girlfrnd2 :- ooh!! how sweet!!
Rishta wahi soch nai

Describing Sex In Sanskrit?
Uparam Chumam,
Bobam Chusam,
Golam Dabam
Puchuk Puchuk,
Tangam Kholam,
Lingam Daalam,
Maza Aavam
Dhuchuk Dhuchuk.

Ek Kavita mere Dogle Dosto ke liye...
Tu Dost hai mera, Tujh pe Jaan waar dunga,
Magar zyada uchhlega to teri Gaand maar dunga.!
Tu dikhta hai achcha !Tu likhta hai achcha !Tu padhta hai achcha !Tu ladhta hai achcha,
Tujh se jo Panga lega Uski main Phaad dunga!!
Magar zyada uchlega to teri Gaand mar dunga.!
Tu maang le Jaan, Tu maang le Aan,
Ladki ka Number ho, Ya Randi ki Gaand,
Tere liye sab tere darr pe utaar dunga...
Magar zyada uchhlega to .....! Hass mat Laude Teri Gaand mar dunga...!!! :D))

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